Are we there yet?

When does it feel real?

When you put the house on the market?

When you get the offer for the house?

When you exchange on the house?

When you resign from your job?

When you book the removal men?

When you set off for the airport?

When you walk through the front door of your new home?

When you first spot the droppings on the work surface?

When you use google translate to discover the Portuguese is RATANZA…….