The Garden Ho

Suppose I shouldn’t complain about weeding if it means that I’m in the garden rather than huddled in front of a radiator / fire like those in Blighty but this is a back breaker.

Instead of flouncing around on her solar powered yachts getting a nice jolly across the Atlantic in the name of saving the planet, Greta Bundaberg should try weeding organically without using pesticides and just good honest toil. Two days of that and she’d be back to appreciating premium economy.

I assume that because of the heroic efforts you can see below that I will be nominated for Times man of the year 2019 – it’s either me or Boris and Get Weeding Done is far catchier.